January 2011
“I’ll stay for you tonight!”
I hate that. I’ve had that happen the last two nights but I’ve been stuck working til’ close. Nobody can keep their word now a days.
So what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, duck cock.
– Co-worker
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If I fart right now do you think you could hear it?
– Ling on Skype
I’m playing poker and I have no idea what I’m doing but I’m winning things!
WHY IS THIS BOTHERING ME SO MUCH~
My dad lives to frustrate me.
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Anonymous asked: You deserve to be happy.
dirtylaundrei asked: YOU'RE A FLAMING FAG.
Oh wait, that's not a secret at all.
Oh wait, that's not a secret at all.
I hate using my debit card.
Without fail, I end up swiping it like 3 times because I’m an idiot or I swear the machines change up how you’re suppose to use it. I’d rather just hand it to the cashier.